Mon Apr 18/05
All Sun Media, all the time

Sorry, I just can't help myself. This Toronto Sun article, written by a woman with the impossibly perfect name of Constance Woodcock, manages to drown its entirely correct central point — that what Budapest Sean calls the "12-year-old skank" phenomenon is disturbing, revolting, and a pretty convincing indictment of laissez-faire parenting — in tear-jerkingly hilarious references to, ahem, the sex act:

Yet the very same night on the CBC, they were discussing teen sex and the sad fact that Canada's 13-year-olds not only know all about the sex act, they can do it.

...

It wasn't so long ago that you could reach the ripe old age of 18 or 19 without having a clear idea of how the sex act is performed.

The sex act? Oh, Ms Woodcock, I fear your outrage has only just begun. 

(Belated hat tip to Paul in the Durham Region.)