Wed, Aug 18/04
Dickens goes to West Africa

It seems some charming Texan lady adopted seven children, and dutifully began cashing her cheques for US$512 per month per child. She then took the seven to Nigeria, where a relative of her fiancé apparently lives, enrolled them in school, and then returned to Houston, or possibly to Shreveport for cancer treatment, depending on whom you believe. In any case, by April she was working in Iraq, and her adopted children were unsuccessfully fighting off malaria in a Nigerian orphanage.

The best part is a detail you'll find here: on July 28th, according to the Sun-Times' helpful timeline, "Nigerian social service workers are tipped to the children living in squalor in a home. They are placed in an orphanage."

Nigerian social service workers?

Nigeria recently placed 151st on the UN's Human Development Index — not the worst, but only 26 spots from it, and certainly far below the level at which one would expect to find "social service workers" (except perhaps as some sort of chilling euphemism) on the lookout for neglected children. Some of these CPS systems in the US (most notably Florida's, at least until now) seem to treat children much as Canada Post treats mail. When Nigeria's showing them up, you know something's very rotten.