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September 28, 2005

Overtime magic?

Stumpy weighs in on the obstruction crackdown:

"It's frustrating because it is no longer a man's game out there," said Steve Thomas, who joined the penalty parade with a hooking minor in the third period. "If I can get a 220-pound guy to fall down just by putting my stick on him, it shouldn't happen."

Bummer. But hey, I have an idea: don't put your freakin' stick on him. There's never been any reason for an NHL player's hockey stick to touch another player. I'd be happy to see them take the hooking/tripping/slashing/cross-checking distinction out of play and call it "sticking". If you touch another player with your stick, you go to the penalty box. That's pretty much what the rule book has always said, and God bless them, the league may finally be prepared to call it thusly.

Posted by Chris Selley at September 28, 2005 10:01 PM

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Obviously you've never tried to force "thusly" down the gullet of a spell-checker, and spent weeks wondering why it wouldn't fit, before realizing that "thus" is already an adverb. My mission in life is to spare others this sort of pain.

Posted by: Colby Cosh at September 29, 2005 07:25 AM

Mr. Selley has identified the reason I gave up on the NHL some time ago, its refusal to enforce its rules. Sure, players in every sport cheat, but when they're caught, they're punished. What say you, Colby Cosh?

Posted by: Kevin Grace at September 29, 2005 04:10 PM

My Canadian Oxford advises me thusly: "The word... is generally regarded as a superfluous synonym for thus except in those instances where it is used with deliberate irony or humour."

Obviously I was being deliberately humourous.

Posted by: Chris Selley at September 29, 2005 05:19 PM

"There's never been any reason for an NHL player's hockey stick to touch another player."

I believe the reason is defence. Using the stick to make a clean defensive play - poke check, lifting the opponents stick to steal the puck or break up a pass - has always been part of the game. And should continue to be.

Posted by: DR at September 30, 2005 01:46 PM

To state the obvious, DR, poke checks and lifting the opponent's stick don't involve touching the other player.

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