I, on the other hand, have been tormented all night long. It's been looking like this all evening (as of 12:07 AM, with 240 of 244 polls reporting):

Rick Dykstra CON 21229 37.37%
Walt Lastewka LIB 21060 37.08%

Aaaaargh!! The suspense! I need to know before I go to sleep so I can decide which side of the bed to get up on in the morning!

Nevermind. Balls. Angry tirades for breakfast it is. If I bump into a single person who was a member of the "I'm unhappy with the Liberals bu Steven Harper is scary" set tomorrow, they are going to get a firm kick in the shin.

...or not, because that was the most horrible time for my mental wires to cross. Lo, the Liberal in fact lost. (I seem to have this unfortunate habit of making an ass of myself in your comments, Chris...) Yay, now we can get on with the business of criticizing the Tories instead. Onward.

All the same, very nice to see Ms Bulte get the boot. Must be all those "user zealots" - each one of whom gets to cast a ballot.