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April 11, 2006

Seals are seafood, right?

What demonic spirit inhabits Paul Jackson's mortal frame?

Personally, I've been increasingly avoiding any meat from mammals, and turning to sea food.

I even find it unappetizing to eat duck -- for I find ducks to be beautiful little creatures.

Hunting for sport -- whether bears, moose or deer -- also increasingly disturbs me.

These animals don't stand a chance.

On bear hunting, a ridiculous argument is to say they are invading our land or threatening us.

In actuality, we are invading their land -- and always have.

To kill a bear simply because it attacked someone who wandered into its territory is also shameful.

Show thyself, fiend! Release our hard-hearted Republican-abroad brother! Let him have his duck!

Posted by Chris Selley at April 11, 2006 09:43 PM

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I'm vegan, and I still think Jackson sounds like an idiot...if you're not going to eat one dead animal over the issue of cruelty, wouldn't it make sense not to eat *any* animals over that issue, too?

Posted by: matthew at April 11, 2006 10:43 PM

Paul is neglecting another creature that is beautiful and deserves protection from humans - portobello mushrooms have souls, too!!!

Posted by: Firehead at April 11, 2006 10:44 PM

Paul is neglecting another creature that is beautiful and deserves protection from humans - portobello mushrooms have souls, too!!!

Posted by: Firehead at April 11, 2006 10:46 PM

Show thyself, fiend! Release our hard-hearted Republican-abroad brother!

They've taken Greg Weston too. Do you think there is something going on? Some sort of weird Sun Media psyop.

Posted by: Robert McClelland at April 11, 2006 11:41 PM

That was funny.

Bears eat meat - it's okay if I do, too.

Posted by: Jason at April 17, 2006 08:51 AM