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August 28, 2006

Expecting to fly

The Toronto Star's anti-Island Airport sentiment was practically dripping off the broadsheets into my pancakes this morning, and I posit that David Miller's house organ is the only newspaper in this country in which this paragraph could appear:

In the scant months since the settlement of the [Toronto Island Airport] bridge dispute, [Bob] Deluce has created an airline from scratch. Staff has been hired — the operation is halfway toward its projected staffing model of 200. Planes have been ordered. The Bombardier Q400s will be configured for 70 passengers, which is quite large when you think about it. In fact, the plane, which goes for about $25 million (U.S.), has jet-like attributes — a smoother, quieter ride than your average turboprop. Some have complained that the craft is too big for the short takeoff and landing, or STOL, requirements of the airport. But a spokesperson for Transport Canada says the Q400 "can manoeuvre and land safely on a 4,000-foot runway." And the island airport has one of those.

Okay, back it up:

The Bombardier Q400s will be configured for 70 passengers, which is quite large when you think about it.

Let's just sit back for a moment and bask in the marvellous absurdity of that sentence appearing in a medium-to-high brow newspaper.

Then there's the idea that Porter Airlines is actually proposing to fly unsafe airplanes out of YTZ:

Some have complained that the craft is too big for the short takeoff and landing, or STOL, requirements of the airport.

"Some" is technically correct. More correct would be "some who live on Toronto Island and/or are fanatically opposed to the Island Airport." These people want us to believe that in Canada, in 2006, free from governmental encumbrance, you can hurtle a $50 million turboprop full of business people down a runway on the faint hope that it'll end up in Ottawa and not at the bottom of the inner harbour.

The best part, though, is that David Miller is still trotting out the same ideological absurdities that got him elected:

"The federal government, the provincial government, the city and the people of Toronto have chosen a path of waterfront revitalization," says Miller. "If we want waterfront revitalization to be a success we can't have an island airport that becomes a busy commercial airport. It's just not acceptable."

I propose a compromise. When Miller actually produces an even partially revitalized waterfront, then we can decide whether we want a wee little airport in the middle of it. (I think it sounds kinda cool, personally.) At present the Island Airport certainly doesn't clash with the Gardiner Expressway, decrepit light industry and hideous condominium developments made out of green glass and graham crackers that currently comprise Toronto's shoreline. I've said it before: this city has many, many bigger fish to fry. Let Porter Airlines fly, for Christ's sake.

Posted by Chris Selley at August 28, 2006 12:18 AM

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Well, first of all, the article you link to is a column, not a news reporter, and is labelled as such, so opinion is allowed to be expressed. But either way the damning paragraph you chose isn't terribly damning in my opinion...
The first sentence you bold doesn't seem terribly odd in the context of the column's (often annoyingly) conversational style. Seventy people is big "when you think about it" if you're thinking of the small planes that normally fly out of Toronto Island... (Far more irritating stylistically is the opening to the story: "It's 6 p.m. at Lobby. You know, Lobby, the chic bar on Bloor St. W. that thrusts itself open to the street, with its daring and overstuffed white furniture, its salon demeanour." Ugh.)
Your second quibble is, I think, misplaced. One of the things one of my high school teachers drummed into me ad nauseum is how the word "but" effectively undercuts whatever comes before it. When someone writes "Some unnamed people think A, but Expert McExpertise says B," we are generally inclined to believe Expert McExpertise. You might have an argument if Jennifer Wells had written, "A spokesperson for Transport Canada says the Q400 'can manoeuvre and land safely on a 4,000-foot runway.' But some have complained that the craft is too big for the short takeoff and landing, or STOL, requirements of the airport."

Posted by: JKelly at August 28, 2006 12:21 AM

A few things, JKN:

When the article is presented as written by "Jennifer Wells, Business Columnist," as on the website, it's a weak column. When it's presented as written by just plain "Jennifer Wells," as it is in the print version I read, it's a weak piece that could be either news or opinion. I was less concerned with what it was supposed to be than with what it is: weak.

"Seventy people is big "when you think about it" if you're thinking of the small planes that normally fly out of Toronto Island."

I'll take your word for it. Problem is, I wasn't thinking about that.

The Dash-8s AC Jazz flew out of YTZ until recently sat 37 and 50, which isn't that much smaller than Porter's new planes (when you think about it, har har).

My point about the length of the runway at YTZ is that it was too stupid an episode even to be dignified as "so-and-so said it might not be safe and so-and-so said it definitely is." It certainly calls for much more dismissal than a mere "but" can provide.

Posted by: Chris Selley at August 28, 2006 09:39 PM

I'm still taken by the marvellous absurdity that even today in the 21st Century, the Toronto Star manages to be generally regarded as a medium-to-high brow newspaper.

To be honest, I was interested in the article, but quite as soon as I got to the very very opening, the "you know, Lobby" bit that JKelly mentions - I couldn't go past that. WTF? I can name 6 people off the top of my head - a dozen actually - who could all write better than the Star.

I agree with you that it IS kind of cool to have a little airport downtown. I love to be on the Island at those moments when you can see bustling on the Gardiner (but no other cars in sight - like it's the only road), and a boat or three, and an airplane taking off - it's like Fritz Lang's Metropolis. I LOVE having an Island airport.

I do think we should be very very careful and cautious in how big we want the airport to be. While I LOVE it, I don't want a "too-big" one. And I'm not big on a bridge, the ferry is fine - it's part of the kinda cool quotient of having an island airport. I mean, if it's such a big huge deal, why don't we just build it by Liberty Village or somewhere else on the shoreside?

I *love* the Porter uniforms, btw.

Posted by: Jason B. Green at August 28, 2006 09:46 PM

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