Archive for April, 2009

All points bulletin

Sunday, April 19th, 2009

NBC’s coverage of the absolutely fantastic Flyers-Penguins game this afternoon blew CBC’s out of the water, and anyone who knows how I feel about Pierre McGuire—that would be anyone even remotely familiar with me or my work—knows what it means for me to say that. First of all, NBC’s Mike Emrick is a first-rate play-by-play guy. CBC’s Dean Brown… isn’t. On the colour side, CBC’s Gary Galley also… isn’t. So the Mother Corp. is working from a disadvantage to start with, even before they put P.J. Stock on the panel with Kelly Hrudey and Ron MacLean, both of whom are terrific. What can one even say about Stock? Even if he had something interesting to say, which he does not, the poor guy can hardly speak English. His continued presence on HNIC is utterly baffling. In contrast, back on NBC, Mike Milbury has most definitely found his calling in front of a television camera as a hockey panel guy. I’m paraphrasing slightly here, but his statement that “Philadelphians love cheesesteak and violence, and so do I,” is one of my favourite off-ice hockey moments in recent memory. (Assuming CBC doesn’t plan to switch gears entirely, the ideal replacement for Don Cherry on Coach’s Corner couldn’t really be more obvious.)

McGuire, however, is everywhere in the NBC coverage: he’s Emrick’s colour guy, and he’s Milbury’s intermission partner. So how can I stand it? Because McGuire doesn’t act like an overcaffeinated idiot on NBC. This means someone at TSN is telling him to behave like an overcaffeinated idiot, or isn’t telling him not to. I hereby call for this person to be located and either convinced to change his ways or exiled to some kind of penal colony.

About Omar Khadr’s lawyers

Sunday, April 5th, 2009

This is somewhat fascinating: Dennis Edney, one of Omar Khadr’s Canadian lawyers, thinks the Pentagon’s decision to can Lt.-Cmdr. William Kuebler, Khadr’s American military lawyer and whirling anti-Guantanamo dirvish, “was made in the best interests” of his client.

As much as I respect Kuebler, I have to say there have been times when I’ve wondered if his idealism was working in his client’s best interests. From a piece I wrote for Maclean’s last year:

A plea bargain such as [David] Hicks’ would be one way of breaking the stalemate, and [University of Ottawa professor Craig] Forcese believes it’s the most likely eventual outcome in the case—especially if Khadr “voluntarily assumed certain restrictions on [his] liberty,” which could make the scenario more politically saleable as well. Nate Whitling, an Edmonton lawyer who represents Khadr in Canada, says he’d consider any arrangement that “would get him out of Guantanamo.” But Lt.-Cmdr. William Kuebler, Khadr’s outspoken military lawyer in the U.S., says the refusal of authorities to recognize Khadr as a child soldier leaves little common ground for negotiation. “We think as a matter of law that Omar Khadr, as a former child soldier, is entitled to certain protections,” he says. “The U.S. government rejects that and wants to give him a life sentence, so there’s almost no possibility of coming to any agreement.”

I have no insight into Kuebler’s ouster or the currrent behind-the-scenes political realities of the military commissions. But with Barack Obama in the White House, it seems to me Khadr needs ruthlessly pragmatic legal representation—child soldier, not a child soldier, whatever. Let’s just get him back to Canada. This is in no way a knock against Kuebler, but his well-founded idealism, combined with his well-founded, unceasing and loud opposition to the legal process under which he was attempting to represent Khadr, might not be quite what his former client needs right now.