The face of modern Druidaism, with modified alpenhorn.
 

Founders

  

A bunch of filthy Celts.
World Headquarters Stonehenge, where the virgins lie, and the prayer of devils fills the midnight sky.
Congregations The Order of Bards, Ovates and Druids holds various camps, retreats and workshops across the United Kingdom.
Door-to-door evangelism? Good luck, cloaked devils!
Famous observers Finegas, the bard and seer, whom it was prophesied would catch and then lose the much-sought-after Salmon of Knowledge; Iolo Morganwyg (Eddie Williams to his parents), an 18th Century ne'r-do-well who invented a book of Druid belief called The Barddas; guitarist Nigel Tuffnel.
Chicks/dudes

"Druidry sees the body and sexuality as sacred." Word.

Contraception Surround your bed, picnic blanket or car with pig entrails and position your woman such that her head faces Stonehenge. The Ancestors will absorb the strength of your seed, and all will prosper.
Alcohol Another cup of mead!
Homosexuality Widespread.
Abortion Ancient Druids were into human sacrifice; protecting embryos would be silly.
Afterlife You will become a tree, or a stone, or a crystal, or some fucking thing.
Ease of sin forgiveness (1-10, 10 being easiest) The wind knows not of sin.
Peculiarities Too numerous to mention.