GC  Seriously, though, did the staff of Tart Cider write these fake screenplays entirely by themselves?

DH  Of course not, you silly, elfin little man. They are merely adaptations of actual teleplays, which were taken without permission from this site.

KITT  Gary, could you move slightly to your left?

GC  I suppose.

KITT  Mmmmmm.

GC  Hey, what the...

DH  Stand perfectly still. He won't hurt you.