-FIRST DRAFT-

                              KNIGHT RIDER

                       A NICE INDECENT LITTLE TOWN

                                   by
                              Frank Telford
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                                 ACT ONE

     FADE IN

     EXT. CITY STREET - MODERATE-SIZED TOWN - DAY

     The Trans Am is parked down the street from a hotel, 
     surveillance mode on.  As light foot traffic passes in 
     front of the car, we tighten on the car to reveal Michael
     in the driver's seat reading a newspaper.  Michael folds
     the newspaper and puts it on the passenger seat.  He looks 
     across at the hotel restlessly.

                               MICHAEL
               Maybe he slipped out the back.

                               K.I.T.T.
               I'm picking up a man who fits his 
               description coming out...now.

     ANGLE ON HOTEL

     A man comes out of the hotel carrying a briefcase.  His 
     name is Ron Austin.  He's in his early forties, dresses 
     expensively if not well.  A shrewd, alert face.  He glances 
     around with the covert eyes of a professional, starts toward 
     his car.

     ANGLE ON MICHAEL

     Eyes on Austin, he slips out of K.I.T.T., waits for a car 
     or two to pass before crossing the street.

     INTERCUT - AUSTIN 

     uncannily, his roving gaze fastens on Michael.  He reacts
     instantly, sprints back to the hotel and darts inside.

     ANGLE ON MICHAEL

     He dodges some cars as he races across the street.

                               MICHAEL
                      (comlink)
               Kitt, activate 'Stand-by.'  I may
               need you, pal.

     ANGLE - INSIDE K.I.T.T.

     One by one his various functions come to life, a rainbow of
     blinking colors and sounds.

     EXT. REAR OF HOTEL - DAY

     The service door flies open and Austin runs into the alley,
     looks both ways, runs down the alley to where it makes a 
     ninety-degree turn.  He disappears around the corner.
     Camera whips back to see Michael come through the service 
     doors, pauses, not seeing Austin.

                               MICHAEL
                      (comlink)
               Kitt, around back!  Quick!

     He starts down the alley.

     ANGLE ON K.I.T.T. AT CURB

     He pulls away with a squeal of tires.

     EXT. SECOND SECTION OF ALLEY - DAY

     Shooting into the alley from the street as Austin reaches 
     the busy street, pauses, pops open the briefcase and scoops 
     out handfuls of large denomination bills.  He throws them
     into the air as he disappears down the commercial street.

     ANGLE IN ALLEY (FIRST SECTION)

     K.I.T.T. comes around the corner into the alley on two 
     wheels, races up to where Michael is running, just reaching
     the turn.  The door pops open and Michael jumps in.

                               MICHAEL
               Let's kill him.

                               K.I.T.T.
               Michael?

                               MICHAEL
               Come on, pal. Let's fuck this guy up.

     Tires burn rubber.

     ANGLE FROM SECOND SECTION OF ALLEY

     as K.I.T.T. comes roaring around the turn, shooting up the 
     alley.

     REVERSE ANGLE

     Only feet away, on the sidewalk, strollers, passersby,
     mothers with children, etc. scramble after wind-blown 
     money.  It's a mob, a mess.

     Michael leans on the horn, which accomplishes nothing.  He
     jumps out, trying to get their attention, get through.

                               MICHAEL
               It's counterfeit!  Move!  I've got 
               to get through....

     He trails off because it's hopeless.  No one even glances 
     at him. He slides back into K.I.T.T., angry and frustrated,
     and revs the engine.


                               K.I.T.T.
              Michael, what are you doing?

                               MICHAEL
              You miserable fucking cunts!

     Michael slams K.I.T.T. into gear and plows into the crowd.
     People scream. K.I.T.T. pushes a baby carriage a small
     distance and then eventually runs over it with a thud. A
     young woman is hit, killing her instantly and throwing her
     body over the car, leaving a blood stain on the windshield.
     K.I.T.T. turns on the wipers and sprayers.

                               MICHAEL
              Good job, pal.

                               K.I.T.T.
		     (laughing)
              Did you see the look on her face? ...
 
                                             
     (7 pages missing)...
 

     MICHAEL'S POINT OF VIEW - RON AUSTIN

     the elusive counterfeiter, is making his way through the 
     crowd.  He pops peanuts into his mouth, not a care in the 
     world.

     BACK TO MICHAEL

                               MICHAEL
                      (to Jobina)
               Excuse me.

                               JOBINA
               Where are you going?
			       MICHAEL
               Fucking MOVE, cunt!

     Michael throws his lemonade in Jobina's face and takes
     chase...

    
 
     (2.5 pages missing)...
 

     EXT. ALPINE CREST POLICE STATION - DAY

     The Trans Am pulls up in front of the small law enforcement
     headquarters.

     INT. TRANS AM - DAY

                               MICHAEL
               Kitt, I'm going to need a visual on
               Austin.

                               K.I.T.T.
               Certainly, Michael.  I'll show you
               what I have available.

     INSERT - VIDEO MONITOR

     K.I.T.T. plays back the tape of Austin coming out of the 
     hotel which we witnessed earlier.  We see a closeup of 
     his face.

                               MICHAEL
               Freeze.  Picture perfect.  Can you 
               give me a hard copy?

     A five-by-seven photograph of Austin slips out of a slot.

                               K.I.T.T.
               How's that for service?

                               MICHAEL
               Shut the fuck up, car.

                               K.I.T.T.
                      (stunned)
               I beg your pardon.

                               MICHAEL
                      (sarcastically mimicking
                       K.I.T.T.)
               I beg your pardon.
                               K.I.T.T.
                      (half-sobbing)
               Is that how you think of me? As a...
	       as a car?
			       MICHAEL
                       (shaking his head)
               Fag.

     Michael takes the photo and heads for the police station,
     slamming the car door brutally and eliciting a whimper
     from K.I.T.T. ...
 
 
     (3.5 pages missing)...
 


     INT. TRANS AM - DAY

                               K.I.T.T.
               Michael, I don't mean to question 
               your investigative intuition, but it 
               seems highly improbable....

                               MICHAEL
                         (savagely, through a
                          clenched jaw)
               Shut up.

                               K.I.T.T.
               Yes, Michael.
 
 
     (2.5 pages missing... in which K.I.T.T. and Michael
      seem to have kissed and made up)
 

     EXT. TRANS AM

     Michael turns down a street and drives past more small 
     businesses, neat frame houses with perfect lawns.

                               MICHAEL
               I don't believe this place...it's 
               like it's frozen in the fifties.
               I keep expecting to see Wally and 
               Little Beaver....

                               K.I.T.T.
               'Wally and Little Beaver?'  That 
               doesn't compute, Michael.  Are they
               part of the counterfeit operation?

                               MICHAEL
                      (smiles)
               No, Kitt.  Part of an old TV show.
	       What a little ass on June.

     EXT. ANOTHER STREET

     The Trans Am rounds a corner, drives slowly by.

                               MICHAEL'S VOICE
               How're your rotors doing, pal?

                               K.I.T.T.'S VOICE
               Fine, thank you.  Michael?

                               MICHAEL'S VOICE
               Yeah?

                               K.I.T.T.'S VOICE
               We've covered every block in Alpine
               Crest two point seven times.  I 
               think it's reasonable to assume
               Mr. Austin is, as the saying goes,
               long gone.

                               MICHAEL'S VOICE
               Wish I could argue with you, Kitt
               ...but I think you're right.

    

                                              FADE OUT